what’s with grabbing me and sticking your tongue inside my mouth?!?!?!?!
Could someone please give men classes on “How to Initiate a Kiss”.
You cannot just GRAB!! I mean its absolutely OK if we share this undeniable animal attraction which makes us tear at each others’ clothes….but its not when I’m the least bit turned on!!!!!
The funny part you ask? The tongue made me gag and made my eyes water……..OUT OF PAIN!!!!
I read somewhere, that you should never trust someone who kisses with their eyes open. OK, so here I’m the one who’s being untrustworthy…but COMMMMAAAWWWNN dude!!! Have you heard of a breathe mint?!?!?!?!?!?!

Am I going to name him…..well, lets just say this was a certain half-Portugese I know from my University….unnnngghhhh!!!